Hey! Remember that time when I went crazy and pulled my hair out? Yeah. That was awesome. And today was a repeat of that incident.
If you need me, you can find me on the couch passed out under a mountain of blankets and pillows.
Just don't call unless you want to talk about random, light topics. Like puppies. I can't handle any conversations pertaining to college, money, work, politics, globalization, poverty. etc. I have nothing edifying when it comes to those topics. At least not today.
P.S. I paid the bill for my tuition today.
P.P.S. I bought my textbooks as well. Why are textbooks so much anyway? I bet I could find most of this info from Google. For free. And since when do you need a textbook for PE?!
P.P.P.S. They were out of Milky Ways at Walgreens today. That was the last straw.
And people wonder why I'm single. It's because I'm broke and I have no chocolate to share. That's why.